1. (Source: gatitoambulante, via sonofacpu)

     
  2. strangeforeignbeauty:

    Mark Valge by Benuchi Photography | Male Model Scene

     
  3. shorm:

    abaldwin360:

    When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

    I will never not reblog this.

    (Source: ofelias, via fire8soul)

     
  4. justt-stayy:

    I don’t .. I don’t understand…

    (Source: fatherfist, via fire8soul)

     
  5.  
  6. naomimandela:

    Naomi Campbell letting her white maid wipe her tears

    (Source: el-perro-come-msbjorn, via staygoldenjoi)

     
  7. (via doing-sex)

     

  8. Nada de ex, que siga el next.

     
  9.  
  10. (Source: seex, via doing-sex)

     

  11. horror movie opening scene

    1. white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
    2. white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
    3. white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
    4. white boy: lmao
    5. they continue walking for a few seconds
    6. *white couple hears noise*
    7. white girl: babe what that??
    8. white boy: i'll go investigate
    9. *leaves her alone*
    10. *choking noises*
    11. white girl: zack!!!
    12. white boy: ha ha just kidding!
    13. white girl: asshole!
    14. white boy: im just playin babe
    15. white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
    16. *playful kiss*
    17. *things turn sexy*
    18. *hear noise*
    19. white boy: i'll go investigate
    20. *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
    21. *maybe a thud*
    22. white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
    23. *she walks and he dead*
    24. white girl: ahhh!!
    25. *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
    26. white girl: ahhh!!!
    27. *white girl runs*
    28. *dead end*
    29. *hides*
    30. *thinks she free n safe*
    31. *guy catches her*
    32. *cuts her*
    33. *she dead*
    34. opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
     

  12. horror movie opening scene

    1. white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
    2. white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
    3. white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
    4. white boy: lmao
    5. they continue walking for a few seconds
    6. *white couple hears noise*
    7. white girl: babe what that??
    8. white boy: i'll go investigate
    9. *leaves her alone*
    10. *choking noises*
    11. white girl: zack!!!
    12. white boy: ha ha just kidding!
    13. white girl: asshole!
    14. white boy: im just playin babe
    15. white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
    16. *playful kiss*
    17. *things turn sexy*
    18. *hear noise*
    19. white boy: i'll go investigate
    20. *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
    21. *maybe a thud*
    22. white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
    23. *she walks and he dead*
    24. white girl: ahhh!!
    25. *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
    26. white girl: ahhh!!!
    27. *white girl runs*
    28. *dead end*
    29. *hides*
    30. *thinks she free n safe*
    31. *guy catches her*
    32. *cuts her*
    33. *she dead*
    34. opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
     
  13. pizzapriince:

    following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf 

    (Source: hotsouls, via spicychocolate)

     
  14.  
  15. (Source: methexys, via spicychocolate)